Nails, it’s that simple

Women jump through hoops to look nice for men. I’m sure many women fret over how their hair and skin looks and whether they are too fat or too skinny (okay, maybe just too fat). What is amazing though is that I know so many men that are attracted to women that have nice nails. I’m not talking about a fetish or anything, but a woman with nice nails is a turn on no matter how the rest of her is.

Nothing is more depressing than meeting a sexy woman with fucked up toes and nails. But an average woman that has a nice manicure and pedicure going on is lightyears ahead of the field. I don’t know why this is, but it simply is that way.

So all these women that do crazy stunts to get men attracted to them are going about it all wrong. Just keep your nail game tight and more men will approach you. If everything else is already tight with you, but your nail game is slacking, then go see the asians and get your stuff fixed up. Yeah I went there with the asians, so what?

If you don’t believe how big of a difference nails play in the role of how men see you then look no further than Megan Fox. She is a gorgeous woman that both men and women want. However, have you seen her thumbs? She is cursed with toe thumbs!

I kid you not, her sex appeal drops heavily because of this. Now I know she can’t help it and tries her best to up her nail game, but this basic example should show you how even the mighty can fall. If you can’t get your nails done up then just give up all hope of getting men unless you walk around naked.

(Yes I would still give it up to Ms. Fox, but I wouldn’t marry her because of the toe thumbs. Well let me check her personality first and how her toes look.)

No investment, no commitment

In both high school and college I had two long relationships and I was thinking about what made those relationships different than the ones I experienced after school. The answer was simple, I invested my time getting the women in those cases. After school there was no more chasing it was simply meet a woman, talk, go on a date and hookup. End of story.

It has been like that ever since. Dating in school was much more fun because girls seemed to hold out longer. There was an actual challenge behind it all. It was a process where you could clearly sees the steps being taken and mark your progress. You really don’t get that anymore unless you are the type that dates co-workers or tries to hit on the bartenders every week.

Maybe it does exist and I simply avoid it and look for the easy ones. It should be common sense for women to know that when men have to put their time and resources into winning them over then we appreciate them that much more. Yeah we like the easy women because there is no hassles at the beginning, but we won’t care about them for that same reason.

Women bitch and moan all the time about their man and when they tell you the story of how they met it’s clear why he is the way he is.

She’s never coming back

These are the kinds of things I would say to a girl I was dating. She would take offence, I would laugh and she might get a little more upset. Now imagine dealing with these kinds of remarks daily and then you have an idea of what it is like to date me. Don’t worry though, I balance it out with compliments, but it is my nature to joke around and poke at people.

There has never been a single girl in my life that has been able to take it. Well maybe one, but she isn’t around anymore so that doesn’t count. You would think that after all these years of dating and failed relationships that I would learn my lesson. I tell myself that the women just have to get used to how I am, but who wants to get used to such punishment?

To hell with them. They put me through enough shit of their own that I deserve to throw a little jab every once in a while and if they can’t handle me being me then I will be a gentlemen and hold the door for them as they walk out. Cruel? Not in the slightest; I just know what I want and how I wish to be.

Probably a good reason as to why I’m still single. There used to be girls that wanted to get with me, but not anymore. I have become the bitter old man at the ripe age of 28. Life was easier when I was simply going around and enjoying the sex of different women. Every time I get caught up in a relationship there is some drama because I either grow tired of it or I shouldn’t have been in it in the first place.

I end up saying some things, she says things back and the vicious cycle begins. Then I tell her as long as I have some beer in the fridge it will be okay. And that is when she tells me she is never coming back.